This is such an utter mess that I'm not even sure where to start. The garish ui is one of the worst ever, the controller is the size of mouse hands, the art and design punish the eyes—and that doesn't even address the "gameplay."
Move a sluggish ship in a futile attempt to avoid half-screen-size springs that you can't see coming, due to a giant grey paper sack obscuring the view. Use the money you slowly earn through blind luck to buy upgrades that don't seem to be permanent. I bought a laser that lasted about one minute.
I'm not sure what the original design doc for this game called for, but the final result is completely unplayable. Asking two dollars for this is absolute fraud.